Retro Games Are Made for Lovers
By: Mega Cat Studios
This Valentine's Day, Mega Cat Studios has 14% off all orders with the coupon code LUSTYMEAT. This discount code ends Friday, but there's plenty of time to break some hearts and make some memories with 8 & 16 Bit dessert.
A curated list of examples and suggestions are below, for new games and old, to celebrate this exciting day.
The Player's Kit
V-Day is the most romantic day of the year. So what's a Casanova supposed to do when he has to spread that romance among a handful of Player 2s? Give your ladies the classic log jam jive, that's what.
Whether you have a ton of Tinder pals, a score of side chicks, or you're just running around with your attractive and logistically sympatico neighbor, keeping everyone satisfied is hard work. That's why the Player's Kit is here to help. With Log Jammers (https://megacatstudios.com/
1 copy of Log Jammers (https://megacatstudios.com/
Sometimes you save the princess, or the princess saved you. Sometimes there's no princess at all, just a couple of Zombears enjoying this day together. Sometimes things get spicy and Bowser saves Toad and….. - either way, you're blessed with a real life player 2. Take a quest together to save the galaxy in Coffee Crisis, or, test the limits with some two player Justice Duel (https://megacatstudios.com/
No one has to be a loser on this night!
1 Justice Duel (https://megacatstudios.com/
1 Coffee Crisis (https://megacatstudios.com/
1 bottle of champagne or coffee
Pro tip: Stretch and relax your airways to get limber before any suggestive maneuvering. Bring forth children into the world 9 months from this day, and there's at least one free game in it for you.
Creepy Brawlers (https://megacatstudios.com/
An NES Console with no more than one controller
Clear liquor, preferably in a plastic jug
If shrimp flavored Ramen (splurge, and treat yourself, so bust out that Sriracha and give it some flavor) is on the menu tonight, we've got the perfect post-dinner activity. After all, it's your special time to celebrate the relationship that brings the most happiness to your existence.
Punish yourself with Creepy Brawlers (https://megacatstudios.com/
Pro Tip: I saw on reddit last week that Pornhub sorts the "Hottest" videos by the last video a viewer opens before closing the tab. Huh.
Sweethearts that play together, stay together. There's chemistry between you both, whether it started as a lusty pun on Tinder, or you're Creepin' up on an engagement. No reservations this year? No problem. Invest in something long term, something real, a symbol of your love for one another with a Mega Cat date night package. There are many, many things great about the utility of a Toga, rather than regular sweatpants and a tshirt, but nothing gets you in the mood like having unfettered access to your date's body.
Little Medusa (https://megacatstudios.com/
Kamasutra (I recommend Yoga Vidya's version here: http://yogavidya.com/
Toga sheet (See how simple: https://www.youtube.com/
Icy Hot (Not as an adventurous lubricant, just as a means to soothe the pain you'll inevitably be dealing with tomorrow.)
Pro Tip: Stretch your hamstrings and crack your knuckles, this isn't going to end well. Icy Hot will not, however, help with the burns to your ego after you rage quit Little Medusa.
"Joking aside, here at Mega Cat we love the retro gaming community and all the support they've given us through the years. Whoever you are, we wish you a happy Valentine's Day."
Mega Cat Studios