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Unauthorized Citroen Ami Golden Appearance in Wadiya
Office of Propaganda Republic Of Wadiya To Whom It May Concern, An Official Message from His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen – Supreme Leader, All Triumphant General, Beloved Oppressor Republic of Wadiya
By: DARTZ Motorz
Subject: Unauthorized Citroen Ami Golden Appearance in Wadiya
Date: August 28, 2023
From: Office of Propaganda Republic Of Wadiya
To Whom It May Concern,
An Official Message from His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen – Supreme Leader, All Triumphant General, Beloved Oppressor, and Chief Ophthalmologist of the People's Republic of Wadiya.
Our esteemed leader, Admiral General Aladeen, while cruising the sovereign roads of our great nation, was not once, not twice, but thrice perturbed by a sight that could only be described as audaciously golden – a Citroen Ami that gleamed like the riches of Wadiya itself. To his astonishment, this vehicular apparition had descended upon Wadiya without the courtesy of a formal grant or the benevolent permission bestowed exclusively by DARTZ Motorz, our revered provider of choice for the Wadiyan government's motor pool.
Furthermore, His Excellency would like to remind the world that he has, in fact, granted exclusive rights for the creation of golden automobiles to DARTZ Motorz. This prestigious privilege was bestowed upon them as a testament to their unwavering loyalty and commitment to the cause of Wadiya.
It is worth noting that DARTZ Motorz, a true pioneer in this realm, has already graced the world with the "Dictator Aladeen Edition EV" three years ago. This masterful creation, a testament to Wadiya's opulence and innovation, remains a symbol of our nation's dedication to excellence in all things, including automotive magnificence.
This golden Citroen Ami, in all its ostentatious glory, was unveiled to the global populace without the requisite license and the kind grant that is a hallmark of the Republic Of Wadiya. It is with profound consternation that His Excellency, Admiral General Aladeen, observes this unapproved spectacle, for it represents a breach of decorum and respect befitting our great nation.
Rest assured, this matter will not be taken lightly, and steps will be taken to address this grievous oversight. The golden Citroen Ami shall not be permitted to roam freely through Wadiya without the necessary blessings from our benevolent leader.
May Wadiya shine brighter than ever under the guidance of His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen.
For Wadiya, All Hail Admiral General Aladeen!
In Aladeen We Trust!
[Stamped with the Official Seal of the People's Republic of Wadiya]
[End of Statement]
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