My Name Is Chance Trahan And I'm Trump's Biggest Secret

LOS ANGELES - May 3, 2020 - PRLog -- Presidential Candidate, Chance Bradford Trahan, took his Nonpartisan Campaign to the protests at Laguna Beach and Huntington Beach and raked–in even more supporters. Seems Chance is happy with the results and excited to do the whole thing all over again. While the crowd gathered outside not practicing safe social distancing were for the majority Donald Trump supporters, this still didn't stop Chance from walking through the crowd and announcing his campaign unscathed.

"There were crowds of Trump supporters at Laguna Beach today, and not so many at Huntington Beach yesterday. Today I walked right through the crowd and announced at full–volume to each individual group of people that were waving their flags and shouting into a megaphone about the virus being faked that I'm running for president and what my link is. Most of them had no idea what to say, some laughed in shock and disbelief, some laughed at me, and some even had something to say. I listened, but what they said didn't amount to much when it comes to having something substantial to say in Trump's defense," says Chance Trahan.

"The best line of defense for Donald Trump that I heard was that I should judge a man by his actions. If that's the case, then let's look at Trump's actions. Why did he sign a huge stack of bills into law without one single veto when this all started? Why did it take your boy Sheriff to ask him why he hasn't used a single Veto in order for him to finally yell the word Veto? Why didn't he take action on the Las Vegas Shooting when that happened? Why didn't he stand up to the man when they came to him demanding that he go–in on this Coronavirus scam? Why did he call the virus a hoax and then later recant his statement? I'm not understanding their point," the Presidential Candidate remarks.

"And did I mention the fact that he's profiting wildly from this scam as well? Did I also mention that Donald J Trump is taking money from Russian Dictator Vladimir Putin? It's on the record. Defunct White House Speaker, Paul Ryan, is included in the conversation and he is heard saying that this conversation is to be off-the-record, and Steve Scalise can be heard saying that this is a secret family. Why is nobody talking about any of this? Why isn't anybody talking about the Las Vegas Shooting anymore? Why's Trump keeping me such a secret? Makes no sense," Chance ends his rant with.

Listen to the Sheriff Says Wassup – Laguna Beach Protest Podcast https://sheriffx.com/podcast/?name=sheriff-says-wassup-laguna-beach-protest.mp3