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100 Great African Jokes. Hilarious.
The Comedian's Playbook. The funniest jokes on the planet. Guaranteed to make you fall off your chair.
By: Real African Publishers
Laughter is medicine
THIS COMEDIAN’S PLAYBOOK of 100 great African Jokes is the funniest book on the planet, and it comes with a big warning: The author and publisher will accept no responsibility for cracking ribs and tears arising. It is definitely not for sensitive readers.
For example: ( From Zimbabwe )
A drunk boarded a train, zigzagged to the front of the carriage, and made a proclamation:
“I am going to poop on everybody here except that white guy in a white suit”
After five minutes of being ignored, he repeated his threat:
“I say, I am going to poop on everybody in this train except that white guy in a white suit”
He kept chanting this mantra, until an irritated passenger enquired. “But why not the white guy in the white suit?”
The drunk replied with conviction, “He is the one I am going to use to wipe my ass”
What gives this roaring book a special appeal is the illustrations. Every joke comes with an even funnier illustration that will make you fall off your chair in fits of laughter.
“People need to laugh. It’s a stressful world ... And laughter is medicine” says the author Pusch K. My late father could be heard laughing five miles away, and even from the grave. That infectious laughter has meant that I never forgot a good joke growing up. When I retold the jokes, people laughed so much I felt it a duty to compile them. They said it was far, far funnier than all the comedians they saw on stage and on TV."
This has given birth to THE COMEDIAN’S PLAYBOOK ( SERIES). The Playbook of of 100 great African jokes is the first, with an African setting. What happens in Africa is presumed to be murky. Like this one:
Cannibal son is having quality time with his Cannibal father:
Son: What is that flying object? (Pointing to an aircraft)
Father: Son, it is like a crayfish. You only eat what is inside
All the 40 pages of illustrated jokes are available at all the major online bookshops : Amazon.com, barnesandnoble.com,kobo.com,ibookstore.com etc. Link to Amazon:http://www.amazon.com/
Next to follow in the series is THE COMEDIAN’S PLAYBOOK of 100 great erotic jokes – Illustrated. Hmmm; might just get a bit too much. The release date is December 2013.
In the making is THE COMEDIAN’S PLAYBOOK, of 100 great Office jokes, and many more. And hopefully everyone with an office would be making love, rather than war. That includes Obama, Assad and Vladimir Putin. But spare a thought for Mitt Romney and perhaps Bill “micro-soft”
Real African Writers will encourage everyone who needs urgent stress relief to rush to Amazon and all the other fine bookshops. A special price ranges from less than a dollar to 3 dollars depending on which bookshop you choose. That price will not be for long.
The exciting series will officially launch in New York come March 2014. Hardcopies will however be available before Christmas, and will be distributed globally. For those going on holiday, you have the perfect gift.
Pusch Commey ( aka Pusch K ) is based in Johannesburg, South Africa. He is also the author of these bestselling books: 100 GREATEST AFRICAN KINGS AND QUEENS, THE TRIAL OF LUCY FA, AND TOFI’S FIRE DANCE, all available online.http://