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Follow on Google News | Swans Lament Loss of Stop Sign StantonHanoi Swans winless since the departure of gun wingman, Gregory F 'Stop Sign' Stanton
By: Paul de Havilland, provocateur extraordinaire Stanton was a classy wingman, and a veteran of the Mulgrave District Football League. He was also much maligned in opposition circles as a chronic squirrel gripper (a claim he has not denied). ‘Stop Sign Stanton’, as he was affectionately known within the club, departed due to his relocation overseas. ‘Stop Sign’ was a reference to his oft-quoted inspirational address made to the playing group on September 7, 2010, which included the following now-infamous lines: - If you *%&$#* don’t stop that $&*$@%@ little *%*$ with a *#%*%$ squirrel-@#$%$^%*-grip or two, I’m gonna rip yer *#$&%* heads the @$%#$* off. - No @*$%* goes through me. I’m a @#$*$^% stop sign. - He goes orright, number 32, so let’s rip his @#?*#?* legs off and feed ‘em to the #%$#$* monkeys. - What the @#*$@#$*’s wrong with you @$*%#$ today? (Worth noting is that Stanton preferred the nickname, Hirdy, and points to the fact that he is officially listed at the Swans clubrooms as Gregory F ‘Hirdy’ Stanton. Hirdy does not appear on his birth certificate, however). The Swans have failed to come within 35 points of their opponents since Stanton’s departure. Those opponents, other Asian-based teams, have included the Shanghai Square Holes, the Bangkok Breast-Ticklers, the Rangoon Rednecks (who play out of a prison field), the Kuala Lumpur Kualas-get-it, the Phnom Penh P-Silent H’s & P’s and the Pusan Pakka-Bastards. Ironically, Stanton now resides in Phnom Penh, but has so far declined the $3.75-per-week standing offer from the P-Silent H’s & P’s. End
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