Edward Bass dives into Splash Magazines, “IN TIME” with Justin Timberlake

Oct. 30, 2011 - PRLog -- “Splash Magazines Worldwide is excited to be involved in  the distribution network of satirist Edward Bass , I personally enjoy reading his irreverent auteur columns and sharing them with our one million monthly readers as part of launching a column that has already gone viral.”  - Lawrence Davis, Publisher of Splash Magazines

“Niccols’  Gattaca, describes a distant future where the human code can be read, In Time,  alters it and stops aging at 26... For a price.  A child born today should beat the tortoise’s 150 year lifespan,  we can  add 4 or 5 inches to their height, and  the aging process will be reversed, In Time. “ says Bass. The human code is about to be broken but for today,  Bass has some life extending tips:

Dental floss (adds 7 years), use insect repellent (millions die each year from bites), fly don’t drive, and add 7 years for being a woman.

“The bio revolution is here: Carbon credits will not divide  the rich and the poor, as money will buy eternity, conscience and religion will no longer have the edge, in a new world where plastic surgeons will be amongst the unemployed.”

Bass is currently set to direct two upcoming films he has penned, including the Belle Gunness story and is executive producer  with producing partner Christopher Beatty of Chlorine and Chronicle and James C. Herrmann, with Director Jay Alaimo who Bass launched with Slingshot. His other producing partners have included Sir Anthony Hopkins (Bobby), Kevin Spacey, and Guilermo Del Toro. Bass is infamous with his “IF I WERE PRESIDENT...” tagline beginning each column, he is a bit over the top his Wil Rogers sense of irony and controversial to say the least.

Bass notes,” As a director I enjoy writing a column and having my own slant, humor  and “unedited” views on issues, the auteur in all of us needs a good release!”

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