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An introduction to the Tea Lady
She is smart, witty and knows her oats when it comes to Social Networking. Have a wee read about her and follow her murmurings.
Introducing myself to the world.
Are you there pally, hello, hello,………ah, there you are, I suppose you are wondering what I am doing here.
Well I am the tea lady at a social network software company and I hope you are here to see what I know about this phenomenon and have a good chat about it.
Now of course you’re not silly and you know that Social Networking is not new, but what you will find interesting is there are still so many things that can be done with it.
This may sound silly to some of you but what I have been doing over the years is perfecting my ideas on social networking like you do with recipes, a little of this and a bit of that until it is right.
This has allowed me to put together a pretty good recipe book full of how to make these social networking systems come out of the oven looking and tasting perfect.
And how do I know all this you might ask, well I’ve been the tea lady here and at the place next door since 1999 and as I have been in and out of everyone’s offices, cubicles and social gathering rooms 3 or 4 times a day, 5 and sometimes 7 days a week, I have heard what’s going on in the industry and what they are all chattering about.
Sometimes when I am washing the dishes the little sods (ha ha) come into the kitchen, sit down and carry on talking for hours, so you see I get a fair bit of inside knowledge and they get the left over cakes.
The little sods ask me my opinion on things and I know they listen to me even though I’m just the tea lady……or am I, ha ha ha ha……, never mind the butler, this time the tea lady did it ha ha ha.
That’s just my super sleuth alter ego coming out, you’ll get over it.
You know I have a sore hip at the moment and I’m not sure if it’s my hip or the trolley wheel that squeaks when I’m walking around here.
Squeak – squeak…….....squeak – squeak, LOL.
Anyway, I know that some of these little sods (who will be mentioned in upcoming articles) really do believe I do know something about what is happening here and they take note of them and put them into practice.
So now, I suppose it is down to business and you want to hear something that I know, well then, lean in the doorway, sit at the table or park your carcass up on the bench there (watch the cake………..)
The tea lady
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Netvillage is a collaborative software provider specializing in online social networking communities