Tiger Has Problem With Woods.

Dec. 4, 2009 - PRLog -- In a bid to weed out the truth from all the conflicting reports and resulting tasteless humor, non-golfer and author C.J. Beck goes to north Florida to find out exactly what is going on.  As a non-golfer he hopes to bring more objectivity to the story.  Beck's sources have been double and triple checked.

"There are pros and cons on both sides,"  Beck says, "So I wrote it down exactly as I was told."  

"The wife is taking a personal interest in golfing now, and demonstrated that there is a two-stroke penalty for going in the wrong hole.  Because of the problem with his woods, she's promised the next time he plays a round, she would be handing him his balls," said one source who wanted to remain anonymous.

Beck has so far failed to get any author representatives to take an interest in his new comic crime novel "Sixteen Stories, No Pets", also set in an upscale Florida community.  He puts that down to real life in Florida getting stranger than fiction day-by-day.  "I'm competing with local newspapers and TV news," Beck said.  "Life is running quicker than I can make this stuff up."  Beck has almost completed a novel about a politically connected lawyer starting a billion dollar Ponzi scheme in Fort Lauderdale.

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