I Do Your Dirty Work in Breakups, Pink Slips, and So Much More

June 5, 2009 - PRLog -- Receiving a “Dear John” letter from a partner or being told your services are no longer wanted are but a few of the many things Brian Keller does on a normal day. No, these are not your typical letters or pink slips but direct, professional (or humorous) phone calls from Keller, a second, non-connected voice in these matters.

Keller is Mr. Cleanup of I Do Your Dirty Work, a new, American-based company that contacts people all over the great 48 about break-ups, job firings, and other bad news. But, that’s not all they do.

“Sometimes, we even deliver good news that others are afraid to do themselves,” Keller, a former radio announcer and voice-over artist, said. “This might include good news from a friend, spouse, or even a secret admirer.”

Michael, Keller’s son, came up with the idea over a glass of tea.

“I thought it was a good idea, so why not run with it?” he said.

“We wanted to do something unique, that wasn’t evil or mean-spirited,” said Michael. “It’s sometimes best, for all parties involved in a break-up, firing, or bad, even good news, to hear it from an uninvolved third-party.”

I Do Your Dirty Work, will deliver almost any type of message over the phone for one low price. Besides break-ups, firings, good news, or bad news, they’ll even deliver “I Love You” messages to family or friends, “Reminders” such as pick up your underwear/don’t be a slob, or poke gentle fun at one’s sports team. Keller will even sing “Happy Birthday”--though don't expect Pavarotti.

“I'm all for good times, especially when delivering good news such as loving reminders or love notes, “Keller said. “But, we also realize that serious times call for serious messages.”

I Do Your Dirty Work will deliver almost any type of message. Except those about deaths, threats, your spouse is cheating on you, or those using profanity.

“I’d have to ask myself: ‘Would I kiss my loved ones with that filthy mouth of mine?” Keller said. “After all, we have to live with ourselves after the calls are made”

A typical message would sound like this:

“James, this is Brian Keller from I Do Your Dirty Work. Danielle, your girlfriend, wanted us to let you know she’s tired of you showing up late for dates and is breaking up with you. Don’t bother calling her, as your relationship is D-E-A-D, DEAD! Sorry for the news but I’m just the messenger. Goodbye.”

The price for each “delivery” by The Cleanup Crew is only $20, affordable on anyone’s income. Payment is made via Paypal.

“Afterwards, you just e-mail us the type of message you wish to send, the person you want it delivered to, and the time you want it delivered,” said Brian. “It’s as easy as that.”

Available in the 48 continuous, I Do Your Dirty Work may come in handy for your particular situation.  For more information, please visit http://www.radioactiverambler.com/dirty-work.html . To hear Brian’s voice, call 828-218-2784.

Brian Keller, a business consultant, network marketer, and entrepreneur, shares his love for the business and personal world through his life and writings.  E-mail Brian anytime at radioactiverambler@yahoo.com .

“We want everyone to be happy with our service, “Keller said. “Okay...Well, maybe not everyone.”

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I Do Your Dirty Work is a new, American-based company that contacts people all over the great 48 about break-ups, job firings, other bad news--even the joys of life. Brian Keller, owner, delivers excellent service and value throughout the 48 continuous.