Hey Features Editor: Whatcha got Cookin' for Bad Poetry Day (8/18)...Check out the Motherlode
You know your editor won't let you write about any of your own poetry, so if you are looking for some great bad poems to write about for Bad Poetry Day, here is some information about two great books of great bad poems by Robert M. Barrows
By: R.M. Barrows, In. Advertising & Public Relations
Check out two great books of great "bad poetry" that could just be two of the worst selling books on Amazon, and you'll have a lot of great stuff to write about for Bad Poetry Day.
*The books are called "Crazy Robert's Poems and Potential Song Lyrics" and "Crazy Robert's More Great Poems and Potential Song Lyrics."
*The poems are by Robert M. Barrows, President of an advertising agency called R.M. Barrows Advertising & Public Relations in San Mateo, California.
*You can see more about all these great "bad" poems and you can download the books AND HELP RESCUE ALL THESE GREAT POEMS FROM OBSCURITY
for a dollar each on Amazon.
Now..I know what you're thinking...you're thinking "What kind of poet would send out information promoting his poems for bad poetry day?"
Well, I'm not just any bad poet...my books may be two of the worst selling #PoetryBooks on Amazon! Maybe even THE worst selling books! (Although I am sure there are many books that may have sold nothing)...
And my poetry is not even that bad! Who knows? Some of the poems might even win some Pulitzers someday, and some of these poems might also be made into some best-selling song lyrics!
So...you got two bucks?
Do you want to help rescue all these great poems from obscurity?
Go ahead, the books are only a dollar each and they are the quintessential books you need for celebrating "Bad Poetry Day" on August 18th and all throughout the year.
And…if you like the poems, you'll love a book of jokes I wrote called "Crazy Robert's Joke Book." You can download that book for a dollar, too on Amazon.
So what's it gonna be for Bad Poetry Day?
Some poetry that's so heavy that it could give you a hernia?
Some poetry you find in bad blurbs on internet posts?
Some mushy kind of poetry on a greeting card?
Or...some of Crazy Robert's Great Bad Poetry?
Do yourself a favor and treat yourself to some of the best bad poetry in the world.
Treat yourself to "Crazy Roberts Poems and Potential Song Lyrics" and "Crazy Robert's More Great Poems and Potential Song Lyrics." You can download the books for a dollar each on Amazon, and you'll be very glad you did.