How to Come Home With A Smile On Your Face
My husband is one of them. For years, I suspected his stories.
"How was your day, dearest? Were you pruning blueberries again today?"
"You must be exhausted."
"Actually, not too bad."
"Are you on your knees all day?"
"We're up and down."
"Is it wet and muddy?"
"Yes, a bit."
"THEN WHY AREN'T YOUR PANTS DIRTY?!!!! WHO IS SHE? IS SHE PRETTY?"
It was then that I learned of "GreenJeans™
"No, sweety. It's the GreenJeans. They save my knees and pants, and make my life a little easier. What's for dinner?"
So now, I just have to figure out where he gets that red paint on his lips...
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