Want to Be a Bestseller? How to Do So Without Being a Douche

DENVER - May 6, 2013 - PRLog -- From the award-winning, multi-published author of the F***ed Up Fairy Tale series comes a book of satirical essays, So You Want to Be a Bestseller? (How To Sell More Books Without Being a Douche), for indie and new writers looking to strike it rich in publishing.

Essays include:

7 Things That Prove You're a 'Real' Writer Now
•   You think Hemingway was on to something when you start promoting your work. And you're right.

10 Ways to Cheaply Promote Your Book
•  Social media is your new best friend. Spend as much time on it as you can. Forget writing your next book. Share pictures of your cat, even if it isn't all that grumpy. Get on twitter, post about your book every twenty seconds (that's the twitter sweet spot). Also #hashtag #every #freaking #word. #Because #people #Love #that.

If Harper Lee Tried to Publish Today
•   Thank you for submitting your most recent novel, To Kill a Mockingbird. While we enjoyed it, in the end, we just didn’t fall in love with the story. Have you by any chance thought about including a supernatural element? Maybe change to a sparkly vampire on trial for drinking the blood of an angst teen girl?

This book will teach anyone how to:

Increase your book sales in hours without being a douche.
Cheaply promote your books.
The biggest myths held by writers everywhere.
Hold booksignings and readings with ease.
Avoid the pitfalls so many of us have fallen into when first publishing.

This book promises that once you read it, cover to cover, you will never look at indie publishing and book sales or even writing the same ever again.

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