Hate bankers? Despise brokers? Laugh all the way to the bank with CRASH! THE BANKERS JOKE BOOK

July 10, 2012 - PRLog -- About the Book:  

‘Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.’

From Lehman Brothers to The Royal Bank of Scotland to Barclays, the pin-striped demons of Wall Street and the City of London have bought the global economy to its knees.

But Mark Leigh is here to lighten the mood.

Greedy brokers… Venal lenders…. Pitiless managers.

And call centres that would turn Mother Teresa into a chainsaw-wielding maniac.

They’re all here in hilarious detail.

> A banker was taking a shortcut across a field when he stepped in some cow dung. Looking down he shouted, “My god, I’m melting!”

> I’m not saying that the customer service in my local bank is bad, but when I went in and asked the cashier to check my balance she leaned over and pushed me.

> The definition of optimism: a city banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday.

> I wanted to work at a bank but was turned down after they discovered my mum and dad were married when they had me.

‘Crash!’ is guaranteed to have you laughing all the way to the bank.


About the Author:  

Mark Leigh has published 45 humour books including ‘The Complete Revenge Kit’ and co-written books with Jeremy Beadle, Julian Clary, Rolf Harris, Chris Tarrant, Des Lynam and even Roy Chubby Brown.

His TV credits include scriptwriting for Rory Bremner, Joe Pasquale, Hale & Pace and Noel Edmonds.  He has also written two full-length film scripts which he is in the process of developing.

About the Publisher:  

Endeavour Press is the UK's leading independent publisher of digital books.

http://www.endeavourpress.com/


CRASH!  THE OFFICIAL BANKERS JOKE BOOK can be downloaded as an eBook from Amazon at:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Crash-Official-Bankers-Joke-ebook...

Press Contact:

Contact:  Mark Leigh
E-mail:  markleigh99@yahoo.com