Frisky New Satire Sends Up DC: The Lizzard of Ozz Published by Outskirts Press

July 17, 2011 - PRLog -- Outskirts Press, Inc. has published The Lizzard of Ozz: A Rollicking Swiftian Satire of Washington DC, the Federal Government Military-Industrial Complex by Dr. Rufus T. Dingleberry. The author's most recent book to date is an 8.3 x 11.7 paperback in the political and topical humor category and is available worldwide on book retailer websites such as Amazon and Barnes & Noble.  The webpage at www.outskirtspress.com/lizzardofozz was launched simultaneously with the book's publication.
   


Dr. Rufus T. Dingleberry lives in Schmoolabe, Texas, which is as far away as he could get from Washington, DC.  

He is a bum, a lech, a leech, a drunk, a pothead, a bachelor and a Redskins fan.  He panhandles for nickels and dimes in front of bars and restaurants and uses the money to go to strip joints where he is beaten up by midget biker chicks.  He enjoys getting a bikini wax for religious reasons.  He is disease free, but not for lack of trying.  He is a Druid, but then, isn’t everyone?  He is currently on six years supervised probation after eighty-seven arson convictions.

He was once mugged by a plate of uncooked calamari.  He likes women with a pulse who desire to sleep with someone who has the sexual prowess of Stephen Hawking.  His Texas girlfriend, Ida Dunim, wears Dr. Dingleberry’s specially designed BBQ flavored vaginal douche called “Skank.”
He is extremely proud of his record -- by the relentless application of what one old girlfriend called his “disconcerting” sexual technique -- of driving more straight women into the arms of lifelong lesbianism than any other straight man in the history of the free world.  He is old, but very immature.  That must count for something.  And girls, he is still single.  Go figure.

He lives on surplus government cheese, Vlasic Kosher Garlic Dill Pickles and powdered lemonade, and the occasional forty-nine cent can of Little Friskies Prime Filets of Beef in Gravy, hot, with Tabasco sauce.  Dr. Dingleberry’s favorite music is the sound of a sledgehammer hitting raw pig liver.  His favorite group is a Cambodian Herman’s Hermits cover band called The Turds.

In closing and in summary Dr. Rufus T. Dingleberry just wants to be left alone with his fancy beer, pot, Prozac, Lithium, Washington Post and memories of when the Redskins used to win Super Bowls.

95 pages in length, The Lizzard of Ozz: A Rollicking Swiftian Satire of Washington DC, the Federal Government Military-Industrial Complex is being aggressively promoted to appropriate markets with a focus on the political and topical humor category.  With U.S. wholesale distribution through Ingram and Baker & Taylor, and pervasive online availability through Amazon, Barnes & Noble and elsewhere, The Lizzard of Ozz meets consumer demand through both retail and library markets with a suggested retail price of $10.95.

Additionally, The Lizzard of Ozz can be ordered by retailers or wholesalers for the maximum trade discount price set by the author in quantities of ten or more from the Outskirts Press Direct bookstore at www.outskirtspress.com/bookstore.
ISBN: 9781432770037   Format: 8.3 x 11.7 paperback   SRP: $10.95


For more information or to contact the author, visit www.outskirtspress.com/lizzardofozz.

About the author;

Dr. Rufus T. Dingleberry grew up in the Maryland suburbs of Washington, DC.  He worked in various federal agencies, mostly military, in and around the capital for thirty years.  He left DC because he has over fifty unpaid parking tickets and the Redskins suck.  Canada and Australia are looking really good to him now.

About Outskirts Press, Inc.

Outskirts Press, Inc. offers full-service, custom self-publishing and book marketing services for authors seeking a cost-effective, fast, and flexible way to publish and distribute their books worldwide while retaining all their rights and full creative control. Available for authors globally at www.outskirtspress.com and located on the outskirts of Denver, Colorado, Outskirts Press represents the future of book publishing, today.