Vicious Snake found in wardrobe at the Pine Factory sold by www.loloz.co.ukHunting for the days takings that he hid earlier the boss was attacked by a rather angry snake hiding in the wardrobe
By: The Pine Factory in Devoranxand www.loloz.co.uk Scrungeworthy was ,due to the years catching up on him, developing a habit of having a nap in his big red money counting chair. On this particular day just before Christmas he was woken by an unusual noise. It seemed to be coming from the custom wardrobe that had just been made. It was unusual as for days ,the production had been a bit monotonous,small wardrobe , small wardrobe and small wardrobes, all of a sudden something else, To fit exactly in a space. Scrungeworthy crept over to the wardrobe, a little startled as it was where his money was hidden,he slowly opened the door,THE MONEY WAS STILL THERE, he felt relieved, but what had made the noise, ,The inside of a wardrobe looks like the inside of a wardrobe, it has a base and above a hanging rail. But coiled up on the hanging rail was a large spitting SNAKE. It was already uncoiling disturbed by Scrungeworthy disturbing its sleep. It was later reported that Scrungeworthy made a big mistake by grabbing his money bag,for as he did the snake struck,it bit him on his arm and uncoiled fast leaping out of the cupboard,as fast as any wild reptile can move. By luck rather than skill, Scrungeworthy,pushed his arm down the snakes mouth forcing the snake to loose its grip. He then picked up a pine stool, and whacked the snake over the head,The snake already in a foul mood simply got madder,it launched itself ,tail first round Scrungeworthy's feet then his legs, It's head joining in until its coiling method was complete.It started to squeeze,and as poor Mr Scrungeworthy breathed out so the snake tightened it's grip. Darkness was fast descending on the miser Scrungeworthy, he felt the flicking of a tongue,against his skin, then he felt the python go down to his chest, to see if his heart was still beating, it reappeared but with Scrungeworthy''s wallet in its mouth. That was it , from nowhere Scrungeworthy bit the snake on the neck, the shock was enough to make the snake loose it's grip, A punch to the belly and a sharp upper cut and it was all over. The police, local press and TV were informed.Scrungeworthy was interviewed and became a hero. From that day Scrungeworthy never sat on the red chair again, and he always had a grin on his face when he put on his very colourful shoes. # # # Manufacturers of Pine wardrobes,sold in Cornwall in own shops, and selected items on the internet,through its ot's website www.loloz.co.uk End
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