Santa Hunt! Ted Burns Meets Scotland Yard

Dec. 3, 2011 - PRLog -- Saturday 3 December 2011: Day 3

It is day three of Ted Burns’ attempt to track down Father Christmas, becoming known around the world (and in Derbyshire) as the Jingle Bell Jailbreaker. Profoundly moved by Ted’s winning combination of scare-mongering and rabble-rousing – as hopefully not previously trademarked by the Daily Mail – the police have decided enough is enough.

Taking a well-earned rest from a high-profile campaign seeking to identify and permanently discombobulate the student who prodded the Duchess of Cornwall with a pointy stick, Inspector Gorse of Old Scotland Yard tells Ted exactly what the official plan is. And it involves exploding flumes, a violent crackdown on old men with beards and some particularly bad news for reindeer. But is this going to be enough for Ted, who increasingly thinks that a witch-dunking is the minimum possible punishment for the Festive Felon? Tune in to find out.

Watch Day 3 of Ted Burns’ quest here (youtube.com/tedburnsofficial). A new webisode will be uploaded to YouTube every morning from December 1 to December 25 (inclusive), as we follow Ted's quest to save/ruin Christmas.]

*********COMPETITION TIME*********

Ted and Robin have cleared out the Third Degree liquor cabinet, drunk most of the Meths and all of the White Spirit, and still found there is some impressively-strong festive booze left over. It is even fit for human consumption. If, of course, you agree sherry is fit for human consumption...

To get your hands on this mind-bogglingly high-percentage prize, send in a photo of Santa or post a rip-roaringly funny comment on Ted’s Facebook page (facebook.com/tedburnsofficial). Maybe amaze him on Twitter  (twitter.com/ted_burns) with your insights on how to track down the big man. Or, perchance, watch today’s episode and leave a few urgent dieting tips for him on YouTube (youtube.com/tedburnsofficial). Mix those up. Do something else. Whatever. All we know is that it is day three, and Ted needs your help to snaffle Santa, the Mistletoe Molester,

Entries to be judged personally by Ted.

Watch Day 3 of Ted Burns’ quest here: youtube.com/tedburnsofficial

Send in your sightings and tips:

Twitter: twitter.com/ted_burns
Facebook: facebook.com/tedburnsofficial
Email: tedburnsthirddegree@yahoo.co.uk







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