Toys For Torts Can Help Get Us In Touch With Our “Inner-Lawyer!”

Nov. 23, 2009 - PRLog -- We’ve all heard that “all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy” so it’s important to work in some fun during our day.  While job-related stress costs the economy billions of dollars each year in lost productivity, the great news is that psychologists are urging us to de-stress for success by mixing some playtime into our work day.

WHEN PLAY IS OKAY

   Come on, even preschoolers get cookies and a time-out and they’re already playing almost 100% of their work day.  Don’t you deserve a little play time, too?  For some of us, pets are the perfect calming companion and one out of five companies are actually letting some employees share their offices with dogs, cats and even bunnies (which is probably why Hugh Hefner always looks so relaxed)! But if everybody brought their dog to work, would it still be stress-free when two old dogs (real ones vs. what’s in Disney’s movie) decide to rumble over the key to the executive fire hydrant?  So while companies both large and small apparently agree we need to de-stress, most are in favor of this solution to the noise pollution…

DESK TOYS, BABY!

    Yeah, you knew it, didn’t you? Desk toys! You turn them on, you turn them off and they’re always there to turn a worker’s frown upside down. Stuffed frogs and slinky dogs and boredom destroyers like little pet lawyers and - woah, what was that last one – little pet lawyers? You read it right, Torts Fans! Who would have believed that the latest craze for our crazy days is now a spike-collared, flashy-eyed, growling pit bull shark toy who comes packaged in his own doghouse and is named “My Pet Lawyer!” You can remote-control “My Pet Lawyer” to growl out any one of nine preprogrammed lawyer-type phrases from "Pro Bono? Never heard of him!" to "I care. Hahahahahahaha!" You can even program him along with a whole firm of pet lawyers to say or sing anything you want right from the top of their briefcases. And sticking out from underneath each briefcase are the hands of each little lawyer’s last courtroom victim!

BRIGHTEN UP YOUR BLACK FRIDAY!

    If you’re thinking “YIKES,” (or maybe something more expletively expressive) it’s almost Black Friday, can Christmas or Hanukkah be far behind?” Well, right after “Duh!” the answer is “ChYuhhh, they’re right around the corner behind those, “oh no” office parties and “uh-oh” employee gift exchanges.  Don’t panic!  “My Pet Lawyer” has got your Black Friday back covered. He’s ready to bring you plenty of holiday shopping “comfort and joy” along with a big Not Guilty gift verdict when you surprise your employer with his own pet lawyer! “My Pet Lawyer” is also the perfect cutting-edge cut-up for your office party as you and your co-workers record hilarious personalized greetings at the push of a button or teach him to sing your favorite Christmas carols or Hanukkah songs either solo or in a synchronized "firm" with a whole choir of his pet lawyer pals! “Ahhhh,” you say. “But what of my little bald barking barrister after the holidays?”  Well, that’s when “My Pet Lawyer” will really have his day in court because he’s going to be your favorite “de-stress for success everyday desk toy” ready to “sit,” “stay,” “sing,” “take a deposition” and just generally keep you and your coworkers smiling week after week!

YES, VIRGINIA, THERE REALLY IS A PET LAWYER!

    “My Pet Lawyer” is already the crème de la crème desk toy on five continents! Why? Because he’s “hilariously cute” as the publication “Young Money” said in one review and one of the Best Creative Holiday Gifts and Best Office Gifts according to "Baltimore Magazine!"  “Gotham Magazine” said “My Pet Lawyer” is the “perfect present” for a “mogul in the making” and that makes him a perfect gift for the lawyer in your life or your husband or wife, the law student down the hall and even the college kid who forgets to call.  Yes, “My Pet Lawyer” which is an official sponsor of Toys for Tots is definitely the ideal “Toy for Torts!”

HOW? WHAT? WHO? WHERE DO I FIND HIM?

“My Pet Lawyer” is available right now from Billable Hours Unlimited, Ltd. and through the magic and mystery of a simple computer mouse click to http://www.mypetlawyer.com!  You will find the coolest information about him there! Check this out; “My Pet Lawyer” was called a “must-have toy” by the "American Bar Association Journal" – proving once and for all that lawyers really do have a sense of humor! He was also picked "Cool Executive Toy" on CNBC, a gift “for the attorney who has everything” by "California Lawyer Magazine" and he was even the Editor’s Pick and Tip of the Month at “Where Washington!”  Read the reviews, watch the introduction, check out his latest webisode and definitely catch his human twin law firm partner in the latest Flash commercial. Hey, “My Pet Lawyer” is waiting for you right now at http://www.mypetlawyer.com – what are you waiting for?!