Confirmed: Osama Bin Laden Did Not Purchase Afterlife Afterparty. His Afterlife Whereabouts Unknown.

May 2, 2011 - PRLog -- The ever-zealous team at Kringle Cumberland, founders of the Afterlife Afterparty iPhone app, have confirmed recently deceased Osama Bin Laden did not purchase a secured place in Eternity using their iPhone tool Afterlife Afterparty.

Their exhaustive records check found that no deity affiliated with Afterlife Afterparty (www.afterlifeafterparty.com) has Mr. Bin Laden on their heavenly guest list.

A spokesperson for Afterlife Afterparty elaoborated, "Now is the perfect time for folks to get on the exclusive eternal guest lists, now that we know Bin Laden is clearly somewhere else. I wouldn't want to risk spending eternity with the likes of Bin Laden.  Seems like the best .99 app on iTunes to avoid running into him in the afterlife."

Others also confirmed as non-users of Afterlife Afterparty include Attila the Hun, The Marquis de Sade, Emperor Hirohito, Ivan the Terrible, and Genghis Khan.

Salvation has always had a price. The guys above were too cheap to confirm theirs for .99 at Afterlife Afterparty. Join the party, or (just maybe) Go To Hell.

FOR MORE INFORMATION

The Afterlife Afterparty app is available in the Lifestyle category of iPhone apps on the Apple website:  http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/afterlife-afterparty/id408...

More information about Afterlife Afterparty is available at: http://www.afterlifeafterparty.com

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Kringle Cumberland develops fun, irreverent iphone apps. Based in Dallas, TX,
their latest iPhone app, Afterlife Afterparty makes securing salvation fast, affordable and as close as your iPhone. It's the easy way to save your soul digitally!