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Follow on Google News | Single Female, 39, Seeks the Right Corporation for First-Ever Corporate-Human “Merger” WeddingThe search for a corporate husband will "commemorate" the 1st anniversary of the Citizens United Supreme Court ruling re-affirming corporate personhood.
By: Green Party of Florida The search is on. A press conference will kick off the event on Saturday, January 22, 2011 at 2:00 p.m. at the Little Owl in Lake Worth, Florida located at 527 N. Dixie Highway. At this time, Ms. Steiner is expected to announce her decision to search for a suitable corporation to marry. There have been rumors circulating that a number of potential corporate grooms are already in the running (including green colored corporate persons). So mark you calendars, tell your friends, and spread the word: if corporations are persons, then let us celebrate the end of discrimination against them by permitting them to get married just like everyone else… well, almost everyone else. See you there!!! This event is sponsored by Florida Move to Amend, Palm Beach County Green Party, and Progressive Democrats of America, Florida. For more information on Move to Amend, go to http://www.movetoamend.org. Contact: Ms. Suki DeJong 561-352-1108 Ms. Bonnie Redding 561-762-8191 corporatewedding@ End
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