Altergaze Announces A Game About Measuring Things — Coming Soon to Steam

LONDON - Aug. 20, 2026 - PRLog -- Forget the Ruler. Trust Your Eye. Trust the Banana.

Altergaze today revealed A Game About Measuring Things, a minimalist puzzle game coming soon to Steam. No rulers, no tape measures — just a ruthless test of how good your eye really is.

Wishlist Now on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4858350/A_Game_About_Measuring_Things/

RULERS ARE OUT. RUBBER DUCKS ARE IN.

The premise is simple. The execution is not. Players are shown an object and asked to size it up — no measuring tools allowed, only a set of 12 "international units" that includes coins, hot dogs, rubber ducks, cucumbers, and the one true constant of internet scale comparisons: the banana.

KEY FEATURES

• 12 International Units of Measure — coins, cucumbers, and the gold standard banana.
• Escalating Challenges — every task sharpens your eye a little more than the last.
• Minimalist by Design — nothing on screen except you, the object, and your own bad assumptions.
• Zero to Expert — go from clumsy guesser to certified eyeballer.

HOW BIG IS THAT, ACTUALLY?

It's a question everyone thinks they can answer — until they're actually asked to. A Game About Measuring Things turns that overconfidence into a game, rewarding a sharp eye over any tool in your hand.

A Game About Measuring Things is coming soon to Steam for Windows. Wishlist now to get notified the second it's live.

Wishlist Now: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4858350/A_Game_About_Measuring_Things/