Chuck Norris Can't Die, and Other MemesOne "Impossible Feat" For Chuck Norris - He Vanquished a Law Professor
His followers are reacting to his reported death by claiming that: he just decided to visit heaven; heaven politely asked him if they could join; it's only because he ran out of people to fight, so he had to go to the afterlife to fight the people he already killed; Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience; and he just became too powerful for his human form. Reportedly Norris can dribble bowling balls; count to infinity twice; slam a revolving door; divide by infinity; make onions cry; hear sign language; speak in Braille; unscramble an egg; lost his virginity before his father; once killed two stones with one bird; and can text using a rotary phone. Also, ghosts sit around the campfire telling Chuck Norris stories; once aliens tried to abduct Chuck Norris and their bodies are stored at Area 51; Chuck Norris once gave a horse an uppercut and now we have giraffes; Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test and the machine confessed everything; and Chuck Norris doesn't have to flush the toilet because he just scares the crap out of it Once a street was named after Chuck but after a minute it got its original name back because no one crosses Chuck Norris. But one man may have crossed Chuck Morris and gotten away with it. Almost a year ago, public interest law professor posted (https://x.com/ "Chuck Norris can dibble bowling balls, count to infinity twice, slam a revolving door, divide by infinity, and much more. Here's another impossible event!" Below that text he posted a picture of a T-shirt, available on Amazon and elsewhere, which read: "Chuck Norris Sued John Banzhaf . . . and won." http://banzhaf.net/ End
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