Dancecard, Inc. Announces Agreement With Rudely Dismissed Cracker Barrel Spokesman

HONOLULU - Aug. 24, 2025 - PRLog -- Dancecard, Inc. is proud to announce that it has reached an agreement with Uncle Hershel to bring his folksy charm to our much-neglected brand.

Per Dancecard CEO Colin Cook, "We are looking forward to a fruitful collaboration with Uncle Hershel to infuse our brand with a downhome charm which-- in all candor -- is missing from our current logo, which took us all of 15 minutes to craft and is uniquely indistinct."

As part of this new business arrangement, Uncle Hershel will also bring his beloved barrel and its salty, crunchy contents to the merger.

Additionally, all of Uncle Hershel's famous quips will become the exclusive, copyrighted property of Dancecard, Inc. These phrases include, but are not limited to, the following:

✔ "Mind your grits, sister" ©

✔ "No shrimp hoggin allowed" ©

✔ "Some get the gravy, some get the gristle" ©

✔ "Device companies that don't use Dancecard for channel marketing are crazier than a 3-legged possum" ©

✔ "Take your best shot, hippie. I was taking names at Khe Sahn when you were still in diapers." ©

To learn about the Dancecard platform, visit https://www.godancecard.com/hershel or contact Mr. Cook at 415-713-5661

For information about the merger, please contact Richard Rohl at 248-434-5508