Our Most Pathetic New Book: "GARDENING WITHOUT - BEE'S - WATER - SUNSHINE" is FREE Today, Tuesday, Feb 25th, on Amazon Kindle!
So, want to have a good laugh regarding a topic that is enough to make you cry, then get your hands on this playful little critique that slams the morons who keep pillaging our Planet, in order to steal our collective wealth!
By: PMS Publishing Co
Well, if that is your dream then you have come to the right place!
Not only, will we discuss gardening without bees, but also without clean water, clean air, clean soil, and of course using toxic sterile GMO seeds!
You know, I remember my old grand pappy telling me as a child: "Now Son, you know that when good and decent people of high ethical value die, they experience an amazing afterlife, but when evil people die, they are reincarnated as flies"!
Now you just have to let your imagination run wild for a few seconds to realize the seriousness of such consequences for being evil while here on earth.
If you cannot realize the seriousness of such a scenario, then please be watching for my next book; "FLIES" that will become available sometime this summer!
Anyway, my grand pappy also used to tell me I can make all natural herbicide by mixing (2) cups of epsom salts, 1/4 cup of Dawn Liquid and (1) one gallon of vinegar together and spraying it just like "roundup" only you won't get Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma (cancer) from my grand pappy's recipe!
Hey, this herbicide recipe works great and is non-poisonous to humans, pet dogs & cats, birds, lizards and all of our little buddies.
Hey, have you been noticing all of the Gigantic X's painted in our skies every day and wondered who on earth is getting ready for target practice? Well, I have.
So, if you want to try gardening without bee's, perhaps you have now realized that maybe it is TIME TO WAKE UP and SMELL THE FLOWERS, while there are still any flowers left to smell!
Anyway, remember to stop by Amazon TODAY to get your FREE copy of this fun little book, and just tell the folks at Amazon that grand pappy sent you!
Oh, and remember to watch for our soon to be released: "FLIES".