Run for your life from COWs and Containerize-It! They are bad people

Containerize-It is a long distance shipping company powered by the most innovative application to coordinate the process of moving containers filled with household goods or freight around the country ever created.
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HOMESTEAD, Fla. - Dec. 27, 2018 - PRLog -- During the development of the Containerize-It application, the Director of Application Development, Mr. Jeremiah Spock,  stumbled across a way to actually teleport household goods and freight anywhere.  Mr. Spock said, "Teleporting (using the Containerize-It app) is faster than the Uber app and way funner to use than the Airbnb app.  We performed a test market of the teleporting service in conjunction with Santa Claus this year." Santa said, "I was able to push a button and deliver presents to every kid in the world in less than a second. This teleportation service actually gives me the time to deliver presents to kids on my naughty list as well as my nice list.  So now kids can behave anyway they want all year and still get presents. Time management was really the only motivation for The Naughty & Nice List in the first place. Rudolph was pissed because Christmas Eve is the only day of the year that I let him out of the dungeon to get some exercise. I can say with absolute confidence that the Containerize-It Teleporting Service has made flying reindeer obsolete."

Mr. Spock continued unemotionally, "I have long thought that teleportation would be a great solution for the freight shipping issues that face the Transportation Industry. Put simply it is difficult, inefficient and extremely costly for consumers to move items or groups of items larger than a cardboard box but smaller than a whole shipping container or truck."

So many of the folks reading this have known us as COWs Mobile Storage for over a decade. So you know that we have made a name for ourselves using whimsical humor and satire as a way of promoting our business and keeping the mood light. As COWs, we will continue to manufacture proprietary steel containers.  We will continue to open mobile storage dealerships at moving companies and self storage facilities throughout North America. During the past year or so we have started moving our fleet of containers around the continental United States very effectively for Employee Relocation Professionals, Senior Move Managers, Military Personel and the general public.  The program has expanded to move commercial freight. If it fits, it ships.

This Containerize-It app connects everyday people and businesses to COWtainers and the freight world. If you help people move their household goods, if you help businesses move freight, if you are moving in the near future - reach out to us.

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John and Brian Smell Funny
Location:Homestead - Florida - United States
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