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Follow on Google News | 10 Days Wasn't Enough - Announcing the 2018 Scaramucci CalendarTony Clifton is alive and trolling former White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci with a calendar by Mooch Merch.
By: Mooch Merch "If Kim Kardashian and Trey Songz (hello chest!) have 2018 calendars, don't you think the Mooch (Scaramucci's nickname for himself) deserves a calendar too?" said Mooch Merch President Tony Clifton. "After all, in 2017 the Mooch showed us that he has better hair than Bradley Cooper and more balls chutzpah than Lavar Ball while gifting us a trove of soundbites more American treasure than Nicolas Cage." In a custom, spiral bound example of time-keeping excellence, Mooch Merch seeks to set a Guinness World Record by turning the 2018 Scaramucci Calendar into the "Best selling wall calendar - current" (Note: The record is vacant.). Jedi or Sith. How can you tell what the Mooch is with a line like this? "I can tell you two fish that don't stink. That's me and the president." Or: "I've seen this guy throw a dead spiral through a tire, I've seen him at Madison Square Garden with a topcoat on, standing in the key and hitting foul shots and swishing them -- he sinks three-foot putts." And this gem: "One of the things I can't stand about this town is the back-stabbing. Where I grew up we're front-stabbers," Why does it matter if a gnat has a longer shelf-life than the Mooch? Because 10 days in the White House was never enough for the lyrical miracle. Now you can have the Mooch. All. Year. Long. The 2018 Scaramucci Calendar is no ordinary calendar: - - it solves the Mooch-withdrawal problem that has plagued our nation since he resigned, - - it keeps time, and - - it might just set a Guinness World Record. To order the 2018 Scaramucci Calendar, visit: www.moochmerch.com. End
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