Trump Secretly Plans to Deport All American-Indians Back to India

LIVONIA, Mich. - March 22, 2017 - PRLog -- Donald Trump intends to send 3 million American Indians back to where they came from – India. This phase of his plan to improve national security and combat illegal immigration will be spelled out in his executive order this week.

Trump's plan was set into motion as the congressional recess began February 20, 2017.  He tapped four conservative congressmen, led by David Trott from the Michigan 11^th District, to travel to India with stops in New Delhi and Hyderabad.

A spokeswoman at Trott's private office in Troy, Michigan, offered a closed-door interview with several constituents, but, claimed she did not know where the Globetrotter congressman was; when he would return; what he was doing; or what was his recess schedule.

A constituent informed her that Trott was in India.  She acted surprised.  Asked if "the Michigan 11^th Congressional District included parts of India?" The Spokesperson, Christy, snarked back, "Yes!"

In an interview with Fox News, Trump described American Indians living in the USA as lawless warriors with a history of attacking and killing US citizens. He claimed, "I've seen it in all kinds of TV documentaries. Horrible attacks on good Americans using hatchets or bows and arrows. You can't trust these Indians."

President Trump consulted with the appropriate members of the government and found that most Indians do not possess the relevant immigration documents. "That means they are here illegally. I had to act."

As private-citizen-Trump, his aggression towards Native Americans began in the 1990's.  The expanding Indian casino industry posed a great threat to Trump's plan to expand his Atlantic City with a third casino on the boardwalk and eventually the entire east coast of the United States.

Benefiting from his Atlantic City's near-monopoly on East Coast gambling interests, the stakes were huge.  In response, Trump undertook a massive lobbying effort against Indian gaming — complete with a litany of explosive and unfounded allegations.

Trump's inner circle of Presidential Senior Advisors used the nexus of the outdated Indian Removal Act of May 1830 which passed congress by 5 votes, to convince the Commander-in-Cheek(sic) that his Executive Order will pass muster when signed.

Before his proposal on the American Indian deportation to India discussion ended, it was reported that Trump wanted to expand his xenophobic outlash to other unsavory groups.

"Why stop here," quoted his Chief of Senior White House Advisors: "Send all the hungry people to Hungary. And those who are finished to Finland. And the Jews to Jewrusalem(sic).  All suedes to Sweden.  All braziers to Brazil.  All columns to Columbia.  Albinos to Albania.  Algae to Algeria.  Mean people to Armenia. People with bangs to Bangladesh.  All gators to the Cayman Islands.  Everyone name Chad back to Chad.  Everyone with cold feet back to Chile.  Owners of ceramic casserole plates to China.  Everyone with big butts to Djibouti.  Every Italian back to Guinea.  All graffiti artists to Denmark.  Those who throw stones back to Estonia.  Sufferers of narcolepsy to Wake Island.  All maidens back to the Virgin Islands.  Sufferers of influenza to Venezuela.  All those with brown noses back to Uz-bac-kiss-tan.  All turkeys …….  All fast food workers back to Togo.  All snake charmers back to Majikistan.  All alcoholics back to Taiwan-on.  Everyone driving on empty back to Madagascar.  Anyone who eats rotten eggs back to Moldova.  Anyone who foretells the future back to Oman.  Every lesbian couple back to Paraguay.  Everyone with stinky feet, back to PerU.  Owners of four-door auto back to Sudan.  Anyone with a sir name back to Suriname.

At the rate of Trump's list of undesirable ethnic groups keeps growing, GlobeTrotter Trott won't have any time to serve anyone in congress, except his one and only constituent in Washington, DC, Donald Trump!

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This release included excerpts from Fox News, the Congressional Archives, the German magazine, Postillon, trusted unreliable sources and, of course, Twitter and Google.

The author, Dennis Nazelli, is an unpaid, loud, unprofessional protestor and a constituent of the Michigan, 11^th Congressional District.  Studied Journalism at MSU, Wayne State 1974 grad, retired from Detroit News and Free Press, 2005.  President of Teamsters Local 372.  Water Protector at Standing Rock Nov 2016.  Dennis can be reached at dennisnazelli@gmail.com