Who is the Presidential Candidate Beau Vine?

WASHINGTON - Aug. 8, 2016 - PRLog -- "Beau Vine is Udderly Ready to Fill the Void"
(Washington, DC) July 27, 2016 – The Beau Vine for President Campaign spokesperson Tony Gallo today announced the formation of a  Steering Committee that is prepared to mobilize a grassroots effort to elect Mr. Vine.

"Beau's broad and diverse nationwide steering committee demonstrates his strength and support throughout the country, said former Attorney General Jackson Walker. "Beau Vine has a proven track record of making change happen, not just talking about it. That's the sort of leadership American families are looking for to move our country forward."

"Beau embodies the hopes and dreams of people across the country and has the experience to deliver on the issues that are important to families" added former Secretary of Wearables, Dennis Paulley.

Beau's life experience includes his role as an entrepreneur, philanthropist and a notoriously uxorious man.  He started a company at 12.  Beau Ties is a global fashion company that he started in his mom mom's basement.  Despite not knowing how to tie a bow tie...he made billions of dollars selling them and has the tax returns to prove it.

Beau's agenda:

• Healthcare reform: send all citizens to medical school so that they can treat themselves for free
• Trade reform between New Jersey and Iowa: for obvious reasons
• Build a wall between the US and China: somebody needs to do it
• Third Amendment Rights: require all soldiers to quarter in private homes.  This would save the military billions in housing; use the money saved to build the US/China Wall
• Potholes in Cedar Rapids Iowa
• Lower taxes on all dairy products; raise taxes on Crystal Lite

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