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Follow on Google News | Artsy sources concerned about local artist being too productive…A fun artsy article for your entertainment. Read for a quick chuckle and comical insight into an artist studio.
Though she would prefer to sit dramatically in a large armchair, with a glass of red wine dangling from her fingers while listening to some deeply inspiring music… SHE JUST DOESN’T HAVE THE TIME. Instead, this would-be-dawdler is desperately drawing to complete all her fantastic pencil portrait commissions. “It is really distressing,” Sources close to the artist are concerned. “Yes, she’s really not being as idle as she should be,” said one artsy source who requested not to be named. “I mean, before we could spend hours just pretending to be sloths. Now I have to sloth alone. It’s very sad.” If this wonderful trend of productivity continues, friends and family closest to the pencil artist Lisa Marie say they will hold an intervention. “We’ll use force only if we have to,” exclaimed one family member. “We’ll pry that damn pencil out of her fingers only as a last resort. Naturally, we’d prefer she choose to just drop the pencil and walk away slowly. But we are fully prepared to bribe her with chocolate.” We will keep you posted as this story unfolds. In the meantime, the artist hastily asked that you readers enjoy the fruit of her hard work by perusing her online portrait gallery and ordering your custom portraits at https://artistrybylisamarie.wordpress.com or shop at her online store Noses ‘N’ Poses, http://www.zazzle.com/ End
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