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A Radical New Service to Save Celebrities on Social Media
The Expert Editor has today announced an unprecedented new service for celebrities. They'll review a celebrity's social media posts and either allow access to the World Wide Web or delete it forever
The Expert Editor is offering its editorial services, free of charge, to any celebrity (even the B grade ones) who want their social media updates edited for language, expression and idiocy. As part of its service The Expert Editor will review every update to ensure it doesn't make them look silly or cause grievous offence. The company will apply a healthy dose of common sense to be a gatekeeper against the ridiculous.
Celebrities have a sad history of making fools of themselves on social media.
Wolverine star Hugh Jackman came under fire when one of his tweets mistakenly called the Sydney Opera House, the “Opera Center”.
A US Congressman, Anthony Weiner, tweeted a photo of his nether regions
NFL star Rashad Mendenhall disclosed his pro-terror bias on Twitter, where he lamented the death of Osama Bin Laden. “We’ve only heard one side”, he demured.
Celebrities wield enormous power and any slip up or faux pas can have global repercussions. If Tasmania had any wrath, they would surely have used it against Beyonce; instead, they’ll probably just threaten an apple embargo. Sydney-siders still haven’t forgiven Hugh Jackman for his blatant act of anti-Australianism, both the misnaming of the Opera House and the American spelling of “centre”.
Brendan Brown, the Director of The Expert Editor, says that celebrities deserve help. “We're on the side of the celebrity. It's not easy being a movie star or super model; they have to deal with fame, fortune, wicked parties and copious amounts of sex and drugs. Accurate and offence-free social media posts should be one burden they need not carry.”
“My only regret is that we did not offer this service earlier. We could have avoided young people being exposed to a politician’s willy or a sports star lauding an arch-terrorist”
The Expert Editor will not discriminate between celebrities;
The Expert Editor encourages any celebrity interested in the service to visit their website at www.experteditor.com.au. All they need to do is detail their claim to fame, their Klout score and give them unfettered access to their social media account. Every time the celebrity posts, one of The Expert Editor’s skilled editors will review it and either allow it to enter the World Wide Web or else destroy it forever.
About The Expert Editor
We are a professional editing company based in Australia. We love celebrities but hate when they act like idiots on social media. Visit our website at http://www.experteditor.com.au.