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Follow on Google News | 1xinfin LLC launches, KGWans Hot Sauce, a small batch and hand crafted sauce.1xinfin LLC launches, KGWans Hot Sauce, a small batch and hand crafted sauce that rejects the notion of mass production and creates mass hysteria in the Bay Area.
By: 1xinfin LLC “We knew we were onto something, but we never expected this,” said Karl Goldfield from behind a protective glass cell, “We cannot believe that this outbreak of mass hysteria is coming just because people have tasted and fell in love with our hot sauce.” Goldfield has been in hiding since the three breakins over the last month that cost him thousands of cases of sauce and several contusions to the skull and body. All of his storage locations are now in secret locations and protected by a small army. “We do not know what else to do,” Goldfield explains, “We will release it to stores, but it is at their own risk. It seems we cannot guarantee that once consumed people will be able to control their desire to obtain more.” There are endless reports throughout the Bay Area of people on the streets trying to sell their iProducts, Starbucks gift cards, and ZipCar memberships, just to replenish their KGWans stash. “It is the perfect mix of citrus, vinegar and habaneros,” says Tom R. as he stands next to his Prius with a sign that reads ‘Must Sell, name your price’ in the window, “I have never tasted anything like it. It is like the cure for boredom. It simply makes everything taste better.” Beware, KGWans Hot Sauce is now available at five locations as follows: Heat Hot Sauce, Suite B, 1992 Martin Luther King Jr Way, Berkeley, CA 94703. Upcoming Demo Days: Friday, October 25th, 4-7pm, Zanotto’s Willow Glen, 1421 Foxworthy Ave, San Jose, CA 95118 Saturday, October 26th, 12:30-3:30pm, Staff of Life, 1266 Soquel Ave, Santa Cruz, CA 95062 Sunday, October 27th, 4-7pm, Shopper’s Corner, 622 Soquel Ave, Santa Cruz, CA 95062 Saturday, November 2nd 12:30-3:30, Deluxe Foods of Aptos, 783 Rio Del Mar Blvd #25, Aptos, California 95003 Goldfield warns that while his team will have a near unlimited supply available for demo days, it is likely that each market will only maintain a few cases supply at any one time. It is recommended that those in need visit them during business hours and pick up a few bottles. End
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