Are you ready for Smart Eccentricity Meters? PayPerPulse is!

July 31, 2013 - PRLog -- No, its not a typo!  Pay Per Pulse Ltd spokesperson Neil Mulkern confirmed that the PayPerPulse smart data cloud (thus far used primarily by the Energy management sector) provides such a flexible service that managing eccentricity data would, potentially, be as easy as managing electricity data, should anyone be eccentric enough to require such a service.

Eccentricity is common in Britain, particularly among the upper classes, and by its very nature it can have an almost unlimited range of behavioural manifestations. PayPerPulse is designed to identify unusual and unexpected patterns in data.

We are all familiar with John Cleese goose stepping around Whitehall as the Minister for Silly Walks, and there cant be many of us who have not, at some point in our lives, noted a individual who is so individual as to cause us to comment to friends and family about the individuality of said individual.

Oscar Wilde, whilst studying at Oxford would take his pet lobster for a walk on a leash.

Gerald Tyrwhitt-Wison often had afternoon tea with his pet giraffe and played a harpsichord installed in the back of his Rolls Royce.

William Archibald Spooner would transpose the first letters of words in a sentence, to hate grillarity as performed by Bonnie Rarker in the 1975 sketch “Spoonerisms”.

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“As far as I know”, commented Mulkern, ”no-one has yet expressed a requirement for eccentricity metering services but as soon as they do, we are ready. The PayPerPulse service is based upon “Internet of Things” principles - we take a stream of values in, analyse the data flow in any way our customers determine and produce alerts and reports for our clients. The “Thing” we are managing, provided it can send us a pulse of numbers, can be any-”thing”. One of the most valuable parts of our service is to report back where incoming data differs significantly from “normal”, as determined by the client or learnt by the system from historical records. As soon as someone can deliver us a numerical stream that represents behavioural normality we will be able to tell them when an eccentric is on the loose.

In our more usual area of Energy monitoring these abnormal readings can detect potentially costly energy wastage, such as a machine left on at night and potentially dangerous scenarios such as water leaks that might damage building foundations. The system can also monitor its self, to identify where the data collection instruments are faulty or disconnected”

PayPerPulse, as the name implies, charges for usage based upon the number of connected devices, so it is ideal for the SME consultancy and service business that wants access to the technological sophistication of their larger competitors without the capital and skills investment required for an in-house system. Being “White Label” means their customers see the branding that reflects our clients' business, not the PayPerPulse logo.

Please contact info@payperpulse.com if you have either a mad uncle or an energy services business.