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Follow on Google News | International "Check your bike buddies’ butt crack day" is coming soonBy: Bloke's Zine According to avid cyclist and Bloke’s Zine (www.blokeszine.com) “Most of them are totally unaware that they are showing so much cheeky crack,” Rex said. “In my opinion, any amount of butt crack showing through cycle knicks is excess crack. “Your riding buddies, and society in general, really do not need to see your cheeky crack shining through,” he said. Excess butt crack most often occurs when an old faithful pair of cycle knicks has become thread bare. The lycra material in the cycle knicks is just too thin to shield society from the dangers that lie beneath! “On the first weekend of each season (summer, autumn, winter, spring), it is okay to tell your mates that you have been checking out their arse and they are showing excess crack,” Rex said. “Man up and tell your mates that the view from behind is terrible!!” A page dedicated to “Check your bike buddies’ butt crack day” is at http://www.blokespost.com/ End
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