The Invention The World Has Been Holding Its Breath For
Mail Order Fart Service Now Open -- Could Save USPS From Bankruptcy This Valentine’s Day
“Fart gags are timeless humor, however most people are turned off by crass packaging involving butts and feces, so Fart By Mail uses mid century modern cartoon design to mark a new era in classy gas gags,“ said Fart By Mail Spokesperson Zach Friedberg. “We exclusively use USPS First Class mail, which may save the postal service which is struggling in our new era of digital communication.”
Recent defaults totaling $11 billion demonstrate that the United States Postal Service is seriously threatened by society’s increasing preference for digital media over traditional first class mail. Historically, first class mail accounted for over 50% of post office profits, however first class mail has dropped by approximately 30% since 2008. A massive influx of farts sent by first class mail could compensate for the postal system’s dwindling profits and save the agency this Valentine’s Day.
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Fart By Mail is the world’s premier supplier of mail order farts. The online service provides a platform for customers to send a greeting card with a custom message, heinous odor, and hilarious fart sound. Through the month of February, Fart By Mail offers Valentine’s Day specials including a limited edition $1,000 Forever Fart gift basket.
Zachary B. Friedberg