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Sufi George Named for US President by Do-Nothing Party
Sufi George, who founded the Do-Nothing Party last week, has announced that he is the DNP’s candidate for US President. The DNP platform is: Do Nothing, Let It Happen. Sufi George offers his expertise at doing nothing.
The DNP platform is: Do Nothing, Let It Happen. Sufi George offers his expertise at doing nothing.
Some may think that doing nothing is a great idea, but sad to say, Sufi George is not real. He is a cartoon character on youtube.
He has promised to preside over the continuing decline of the country by doing nothing.
He gives a poignant analogy, about watching a barn in a field rot away over time, and how beautiful that is.
Can we vote for a cartoon character for President? Our research shows that voting is not needed. Sufi George has already been elected. He knows the writer.
Also, Sufi George has already given his first State of the Union address. He has already saved our depleted farmlands. He has immediately solved the poverty crisis and joblessness. All with do-nothing ideas. These cartoon episodes exist on youtube now
Analysts are speculating that poxyo Sufi George will drop out of the race, unless he really is already elected. These future successes could be an illusion, meant to look like glimpses into the future.
There is hope in that because then we could vote for him.
There are several dozen Sufi George cartoons on youtube. They are created by Phoenix artist George Arthur Lareau. He began cartooning to promote his books, over a dozen of them, before he branched into politics with his Sufi George character.