US President Legalizes Blow Jobs

Sept. 11, 2012 - PRLog -- Video Review


US President Legalizes Blow Jobs

You read it right. Except, the president is an animated cartoon character called Sufi George.

I’m describing a new youtube video called “Sufi George solves the poverty crisis.” The Sufi George character appears in over 50 animated cartoons on youtube. This one looks like a great candidate for going viral.

You see, several cartoons ago, Sufi George ran for president, as the do-nothing candidate.

Apparently, he was elected, and this is his first White House speech, on the poverty crisis.

He talks about poor people like they are a despicable waste of human space. But all is not lost, because he says, “as president, these are my people.”

He then unveils his plan for solving the poverty crisis. In another time and in another place, his plan might seem rational and straightforward, obvious, even. But this is here and now.

His plan, of course, is to legalize blow jobs. He says there are many thousands of underserved customers, and he is opening up a huge new jobs market.

He says that just two segments, the government and Wall Street, present major employment opportunity by themselves.

He points out that there is no start-up cost, just a toothbrush.

He gives actual tutelage on such things as image, and starting from scratch (at minimum wage), and tips for success.

The cartoon is hilarious at every step. It rips into a sensitive area, while it merrily parodies politics.

The thing is, if we had a different, more open attitude about blow jobs, Sufi George’s plan for ending poverty might just work.

http://youtube.com/sufigeorge

http://sufigeorge.net