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Heard The One About The Comic Who Sold All His Jokes?
Guinness Book of World Records holder and professional comedian John Martin, who has written gags for the likes of comic legends Ken Dodd and Jimmy Tarbuck, is selling his 1,500-strong library of joke books for £500 on www.preloved.co.uk
John, who has written gags for such comedy legends as Ken Dodd, Jimmy Tarbuck and the late Bob Monkhouse, has an extensive library of comedy and joke books that includes hundreds by celebrated comedians, ranging from Morecambe and Wise and The Two Ronnies, to Tommy Cooper, Laurel & Hardy and Charlie Chaplin.
The huge library is a treasure trove of hilarious material for any aspiring comic, including joke books, comedy writing books, after dinner speaking and speeches, sitcom scripts and biographies.
John says, "I have collected the books over nearly 40 years, since I was a kid, so it really is an encyclopaedic collection of joke books and books on the art of humour. They have certainly helped in my act, which now takes me all over the world. They also helped me break the world record for non-stop joke telling in 1993."
The library includes old and rare examples of comedy books, along with some First Editions which John says are highly collectible. "I think it's rare for a comedian to have such a collection, but I have studied the art of comedy since I was nine-years-old. Ken Dodd has a collection like it, but other that him I'm not sure of anyone else."
A few of the books also include some of John's own annotations that demonstrate his love of the comedy craft. "Some of them have comments or even added jokes that I have written on the page. Occasionally I have even crossed out the punch line and put a better one in!"
The comedian, who has been described as a 'human joke factory' and has given performances at both The Labour Party and Conservative Party Conferences dinner, has enjoyed a career spanning almost 30 years making people laugh across the world. However, John, who lives with his wife in North Wales, admits that the thought of saying goodbye to his beloved collection when he finds a buyer willing to pay £500 will be no laughing matter. "I will be very sad to see them sold, but we are moving house and they have to go. I would love a budding comedian to buy the collection and use them with a passion like I have over so many years."
Managing Director of www.preloved.co.uk, Ian Buzer, says, "While we understand that John will be a little sad to see his fantastic comedy collection sold, we hope that the money he raises will give this story a happy punchline and put a smile on his face."
John's Library of Laughs
I saw a farmer dancing in front of Massey Ferguson. I said, "No, I told you to dance to attract her!"
I said to a man in the pub, "What's the latest from the Gulf?" And he said, "Tiger Woods is 3 under par!"
I joined a gym which has a machine perfect for me - it got crisps, chocolate bars and fizzy drinks.
Last Christmas I came home to find all the windows open and everything gone. Why someone would do that to my advent calendar I do not know!
"Dad, do all fairy stories begin with Once Upon A Time?" "No son, some start with If I Get Elected!"
The union representing Christmas tree light manufacturers has gone on strike. It's a case of one out, the lot out!
Light travels faster than sound which explains why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!
Britain's oldest man put his secret to a long life down to having a cup of tea first thing in the morning, a glass of whiskey last thing at night and selling his ticket to travel on Titanic!
My wife has left me as she said I think more of football than I do of her, which is a shame really as we have been together 12 seasons now!
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