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The Rat Pack Of Hollywood to make 2012 the Cheesiest Elections Ever!
By: Michael Houbrick
Randoon has decided to lower the voting age to six years of age, which will give him 53 million votes of young children between the ages of 6 - 18. In a move that emulates his TV idol, Eddie Haskell, Randoon ups the ante to woo the potential new voters his way by making a few key promises to his campaign aimed directly at the lunch-box set. Those promises include:.
Homework will become illegal
Start the "No Cheese Left Behind" program
Spray Cheese will become a new food group
Cheese will become the national currency
Recess will be a mandatory 2-hours a day
Randoon expects to win by a landslide.
Campaign manager Michael Houbrick has said that he is excited to help launch Randoon's bid to get into the White House. "It's about time that a presidential candidate is honest enough to let the voters know upfront that they are a rat. It's usually not until after they are elected that the American people find that out."
Having an animated cartoon character run for the highest office in the land will give children a chance to have fun and learn about the democratic process. For more information check out http://www.theratpackofhollywood.com
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The Rat Pack of Hollywood are a pack of celebrity anthropomorphic rats who embark on a music career. It is a new family entertainment with music, books, videos, animated television programming, merchandising, and licensing.
Page Updated Last on: Jul 22, 2013