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The Rat Pack Of Hollywood to make 2012 the Cheesiest Elections Ever!
Randoon has decided to lower the voting age to six years of age, which will give him 53 million votes of young children between the ages of 6 - 18. In a move that emulates his TV idol, Eddie Haskell, Randoon ups the ante to woo the potential new voters his way by making a few key promises to his campaign aimed directly at the lunch-box set. Those promises include:.
Homework will become illegal
Start the "No Cheese Left Behind" program
Spray Cheese will become a new food group
Cheese will become the national currency
Recess will be a mandatory 2-hours a day
Randoon expects to win by a landslide.
Campaign manager Michael Houbrick has said that he is excited to help launch Randoon's bid to get into the White House. "It's about time that a presidential candidate is honest enough to let the voters know upfront that they are a rat. It's usually not until after they are elected that the American people find that out."
Having an animated cartoon character run for the highest office in the land will give children a chance to have fun and learn about the democratic process. For more information check out http://www.theratpackofhollywood.com
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The Rat Pack of Hollywood are a pack of celebrity anthropomorphic rats who embark on a music career. It is a new family entertainment with music, books, videos, animated television programming, merchandising, and licensing.
Page Updated Last on: Jul 22, 2013