Ineligible For Greatness - By Derek

A blog by Derek, For Derek, Read By Derek…anybody else? Oh Hello! My Name is Derek! That’s Right….Derek!
Jan. 4, 2012 - PRLog -- Oh Hello World!

My name is Derek.

That’s right.


My Name is Derek

And it’s 2012.

So I’ve decided to blog. That’s right. Blog. B.L.O.G.

You’ll find I take myself very very very seriously. After all, I got my training at the school for kids who can’t read good, founded by Derek Zoolander. In fact, I’m named after the great man.

In fact, i believe he’s actually my real dad.

I love you Daddy!

Stay tuned.

Here are the different definitions of Derek:

1.    derek   

Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A Derek is a hotty with a killer body.

Suzie: ahh man! look at him,.. hes such a Derek!!
Izzle: O my gosh! I can never stop thinking about him, hes such a Derek!
Marisa: I LOVE HIM!

2.    Derek   

Derek is a male name of English and Old German origin, possibly derived from Theodoric, meaning power of the tribe or ruler of the people. To the best of my knowledge,it began being used near the beginning of the 20th Century,but may have been used before that.
Source:David Symington
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