6’ Flower Planter of Rick Perry’s Bust for Sale - Yes, He Can Be Bought for Less than $5,000

Perry says he would be offended if somebody thought he could be bought for $5,000. He must not have known his worth as a 6' gigantic planter. On eBay is an extraordinary likeness of his head suitable for growing grass, ivy or prayer plants.
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Sept. 20, 2011 - PRLog -- Georgetown, TX -  Rick Perry has a hole in his head.  Lots of them, in fact.   For sale on eBay is a 6’ terra cotta flower planter in an extraordinary likeness of Rick’s head.  The outline of his hair is surprisingly accurate, with holes throughout to grow lush grass, flowing ivy or flowering plants.  Prayer plants might be appropriate.

The bust was initially used by Dairy Waste Management, a company which manufactures Cow Wow, a liquid fertilizer made from dairy cow manure without the manure odor.  Last year they commissioned busts of Perry and Bill White, former mayor of Houston and Perry’s opponent in the 2010 gubernatorial election.  The “hair” of each candidate was ivy, and voters were asked to vote for their favorite hair (www.votecowwow.com).  Nobody had to split hairs in that race - Bill White won by a landslide.  Ivy can certainly level a playing scalp.

This flower planter has an illustrious past.  At last year’s ACL Festival in Austin, Rick’s larger-than-life head entertained thousands of liberal minded concert-goers who kissed his cheeks, picked his nose and touched his ivy.  The bust was also featured on the front page of the New York Times online, a publicity coup for Rick’s coiffure.

The shrewd buyer of this iconic planter can plop it in the front yard, proud to show a growing support for the presidential candidate.  Or head ‘em up, move ‘em out and circle the Capitol with Rick and his colorful locks in the back of a pickup.

Perry recently stated at a Tea Party debate that he would be offended if somebody thought he could be bought for $5,000.  He obviously hasn’t evaluated his worth as a gigantic planter.  You can own this bad boy for only $4,500.  

This one-of-a-kind marvel is currently located on a ranch in Blanco, Texas.  Bill White’s head is also for sale, if anybody is interested.

Plants are not included.  A gallon of Cow Wow is.

Contact information:
Leslie Hearne

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