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6’ Flower Planter of Rick Perry’s Bust for Sale - Yes, He Can Be Bought for Less than $5,000
Perry says he would be offended if somebody thought he could be bought for $5,000. He must not have known his worth as a 6' gigantic planter. On eBay is an extraordinary likeness of his head suitable for growing grass, ivy or prayer plants.
The bust was initially used by Dairy Waste Management, a company which manufactures Cow Wow, a liquid fertilizer made from dairy cow manure without the manure odor. Last year they commissioned busts of Perry and Bill White, former mayor of Houston and Perry’s opponent in the 2010 gubernatorial election. The “hair” of each candidate was ivy, and voters were asked to vote for their favorite hair (www.votecowwow.com)
This flower planter has an illustrious past. At last year’s ACL Festival in Austin, Rick’s larger-than-
The shrewd buyer of this iconic planter can plop it in the front yard, proud to show a growing support for the presidential candidate. Or head ‘em up, move ‘em out and circle the Capitol with Rick and his colorful locks in the back of a pickup.
Perry recently stated at a Tea Party debate that he would be offended if somebody thought he could be bought for $5,000. He obviously hasn’t evaluated his worth as a gigantic planter. You can own this bad boy for only $4,500.
This one-of-a-kind marvel is currently located on a ranch in Blanco, Texas. Bill White’s head is also for sale, if anybody is interested.
Plants are not included. A gallon of Cow Wow is.
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Cow Wow is a nutrient-rich liquid manure concentrate containing all the benefits of dry manure with no manure odor, mess, weed seeds or burning. Used in retail, nursery, lawn maintenance, hydroseed, sports turf, and agriculture.