Peter thought for a long while and said: "I think I should widen the feet stations"

July 21, 2010 - PRLog -- The Golf Fans

Peter is a normal golf fans. On day, he had just typed up a golf performance. He played very abysmal and had no mood to clubs, so he walked through the 18th green to the parking lot, changed his shoes to home.

While he was about to get into the car, a police officer came running out of breath and inquired: "were you driving at the 16th hole 30 minutes ago?"

"Yes," Peter said, "Is there any problem, sir?"
"Did you hit a braw ball?" Police asked.

“Yes.” Peter answered.

"Did your ball go through the woods and the golf course?" The police asked.
“Yes,” Peter confused, “Why you ask me these questions, sir?”

The police shrilled: "Sir, your ball flew to the highway, through a driver's windshield. Then the car lost control and flipped, followed by five car chain collision occurred. Even worse, a pumper which was hurry to the disaster areas to put out the fire was also trapped into the accident, and the entire building was burned into pieces!"

“What are you going to do?” the police flushed and asked.

"Ah…." Peter thought for a long while and said: "I think I should widen the feet stations, and grip the club tighter."


                                                        Just 1 Difference
A man played a ball with Tiger Woods.
He is boasting everywhere about the score: "I and Tiger have only 1 difference."

People: “How many hits does Tiger play?”

The man: “70.”

People: “How about you?”

The man: “170.”


                                              You should go to professional golf team

Wife:” Honey, why do you come home so early?”

Husband:” I played golf with my manager, and I won a few balls. After that, he said to me’ you shouldn’t work in my company, you could go to the professional golf team.’ So, I come back.”

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