Dumb Old Bob McWallace and His Buddy Ben to BBQ this Evening

April 9, 2010 - PRLog -- They're at it again! Bob (Dot-Nose) McWallace and Ben are grilling at their house in Springfield, MO tonight, Friday 04/09/10. There will be meat, drinks and conversation. It is said that when you find yourself in the company of good friends, good food, and nice weather, it's time to break out the grill and fire up some steaks. That is certainly not the case this evening, but they're doing it anyway.

This tradition started long ago when Bob first traded his Vespa scooter for a Chevrolet El Camino without a windshield. Readers may be asking, "Did he replace the windshield?" The answer to this question is no. He did not replace the windshield. Bob McWallace has a tattoo of a bear on the side of his leg.

In regard to the BBQ this evening, Bob says, "Bring meat, and something to drink. Come over around 6:00pm CST, but first I have to go to the doctor [for my boneitis]." He also told this reporter that if Trista comes over, she can leave her *expletive* cheeriness at the door. "That'll knock her down a peg. *chuckle*" Says Bob (Darth Vito) McWallace.

Things to bring: Meat, Beer, Your Mouth, A Friend, Your Backpack, An Animal, Clothing, Shoes, Your Wallet, Haircut, Electronics, Leather, Boring old Lipton™ Tomato Bisque

Things not to bring: HOOKERS, Body Parts (your own are ok), Panes of Glass, Anyone With the Name Justin, Chipotle, Anyone with "Cow-Eyes", Trivial Merriment, Scrapbooks, Photos of Children, Stories about Your Children, Thoughts about Your Children, Leinenkugel, Your Children, Betty

You will be stopped at the door and searched for the above items, and pending their possession, lack there of, or your general unwillingness to cooperate, you may be asked to humiliate yourself in the company of others (or plainly asked to leave). "If I had a super power, it would be to make all your dogs shit on your beds." Says Bob.

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Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.