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Follow on Google News | Top 5 Reasons Sandra Bullock Shouldn’t Have Dated/Married Jesse James In The First Place!Author of the hilarious new relationship/dating book "She's Crazy He's a Liar, Now What?"-Cecily Knobler shares her thoughts about dating guys like Jesse James
By: BordeauxPR Let's take a look at some of the signs: 1) His parents actually named him Jesse James, just like the notorious bank robber! That's like meeting someone named Benedict Arnold and then being surprised that he betrayed you. Or worse..."Hey, I just got set up with some guy. He goes by something, something Hitler? I wonder if he's cool?" 2) Married a porn star! Uh, it's not like Sandra could just say, "Oh my husband hooked up with a porn star once." She has to instead say "My husband hooked up with a porn star and then he married her. And obviously had unprotected sex with her at least once because they have a child." What a prince! 3) He uses hair gel even though he hardly has any hair. I understand that we shouldn't judge someone based on their looks, but when you're Sandra Bullock and you like the "bad boys", why not get with a bad boy who doesn't look like a cross between Mr. Potato Head and Verne Troyer? 4) Donald Trump fired him. Alright, I realize this happened after she was married to him, but still he's a tool and he refused to ask his rich wife for help on "The Celebrity Apprentice", even though he was supposedly there to raise money for charity. To be fair, according to Wikipedia he did raise 20 grand for the Long Beach Education Foundation, so that's good. But this was after they were married and she couldn't have known this would happen. (Wikipedia also says he's a chump. Okay, no…but I did try to add that to Wikipedia and they said "No.") 5) He has one tattoo (among many) of an octopus eating a crab and another which allegedly says "Pay up Sucka" I don't know about you, but when I think "good man", I don't imagine crustaceans and threatening messages about money inked on their very squatty bodies. In conclusion, I wish for two things with regard to this mess: 1) That Sandra up and leaves him for good and finds herself a great guy. 2) That Wikipedia finally accepts my "chump" addition to the Jesse James page. About Cecily Knobler: Cecily Knobler is the author of new hilarious relationship/ # # # Bordeaux International PR is a boutique firm based in Sherman Oaks, California that specializes in health and fitness. We are masters at creating and maintaining a buzz about you and your company. End
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