The Day Keanu Reeves Stood Still: A Blockbuster Presentation Brought to the Working Man by Parodyse

March 1, 2010 - PRLog -- DISCLAIMER: None of this is true other than the existence of the video. All resemblance to people is suspiciously coincidental.

Roger Ebert cried when he saw it. Cried tears of joy and laughter!
Keanu Reeves has yet to comment on it- probably because he hasn't stopped laughing for three days.
Already it's won awards! (They're just.....unofficial awards.)
Twenty seconds building up to the climatic sentence that's made critics roar with excitement! Twenty seconds- a week full of giggles in the middle of lunch.
With one word- just one, count it: one!- Parodyse has skillfully crafted an entire world. With one word they've swept critics off their feet and made audiences worldwide roar with pleasure. With one word they've won dozens of (completely fake but still shiny!) awards!
Steven Spielburg recently said about TDKRSS, "I'm jealous. There's no way I could ever do half as good."
Spielburg was seen an hour before taking bribes in a dark alley in LA, but he's still right.
Check it out the highly esteemed movie for yourself at A-I-A (the geniuses behind Parodyse) website: http://a-i-aentertainment.com/

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