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Chances of World Ending in 2012 by Explosion of Kirstie Alley Now Reduced
With the announcement that Kirstie Alley has lost 20 pounds using a new weight-reduction "elixir", at least one person is applauding her action as possibly saving the world.
"I'm ecstatic," says Corey Deitz, the author of The 2012 Guide Book or How to Make the End of the World Fun, who hypothesizes in his new book that one of the possible scenarios to the end-of-the world is the possible explosion of Kirstie Alley.
"We're not ready to slow down the countdown clock yet, but this is a first step in lessening the danger," says Deitz.
"Kirstie Alley Explodes" is the name of one of the book's chapters where Deitz outlines, tongue-in-cheek, how the phenomenon of "spontaneous combustion" on just the right fat people could cascade into a worldwide scorching.
The book also explains why Armageddon is totally misunderstood, what the Obama Administration's 'Redistribution of Death Plan' is and what hidden messages of doom have been uncovered in the name of Iran's president.
The 2012 Guide Book also addresses Zombie attacks...Global Sagging...the dreaded "Snow Cone Scenario"...Space Alien Genocide...the Softer Side of Black Holes...Astounding Research Based on Magic 8 Balls...Rules for Building Bunkers...Seeds:
The 2012 Guide Book can be read online free and is available as an eBook and paperback at www.2012GuideBook.com.
Corey Deitz is available for interviews.
About Corey Deitz: Corey Deitz has worked as a radio personality for over 25 years in cities like Chicago, St. Louis, Cleveland, Richmond, Columbus, Toledo, Virginia Beach, and Little Rock. This is Deitz's fourth book.
Press Kit: http://www.2012GuideBook.com/
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Corey Deitz has worked as a radio personality for over 25 years in cities like Chicago, St. Louis, Cleveland, Richmond, Columbus, Toledo, Virginia Beach, and Little Rock. This is Deitz's fourth book.