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The Insert Sarcmark Institute Makes Punctuation History Again
Tired of situations demanding a SarcMarkTM but not having the required software and $1.99 to buy it? The Insert SarcMark TM Institute for the Sarcastically Challenged revolutionizes the punctuation industry once again with the proxy SarcMarkTM.
By: Institute for the Sarcastically Chellenged
Ottawa, On, Jan 27, 2010 – Tired of situations demanding a SarcMarkTM but not having the required software and $1.99 to buy it? The Insert SarcMark TM Institute for the Sarcastically Challenged has revolutionized the punctuation industry once again with the proxy SarcMarkTM.
Using proprietary algorithms and hundreds of thousands of focus group participants, we have developed a proxy SarcMarkTM for our members who are unable to benefit from the SarkMarkTM developed by Sarcasm, Inc. of Michigan. The proxy SarcMarkTM that we have developed for our membership is indicated by using the abbreviation SM or “SM” on the standard keyboard. This breakthrough in punctuation technology will forever revolutionize sarcasm in written formats such as email and FacebookTM wall postings. We developed this advanced technology because as one of our charter members, Stewart Brand, is world famous for saying “Punctuation Wants to Be Free”.
The reason that The Insert SarcMarkTM Institute for the Sarcastically Challenged developed this technology was to fill the hole that the originators of the original SarcMark TM missed in their service development. According to TISISC Executive Director, Dr. Jonas Brothers, “We developed this technology specifically for our global membership of persons who are not able to distinguish sarcasm from plainly worded statements online. Our membership needed an easy and cost-effective means to ask the communicating party whether their written statement was sarcastic or literal. We are pleased to announce to the world today that the substitute SarcMarkTM is live.” No additional software or payment needed to access its benefits immediately.
We are available for media interviews globally. For more information please contact:
Dr. Jonas Brothers, Executive Director: The Insert SarcMarkTM Institute for the Sarcastically Challenged, Ottawa, On, dr.jonas.brothers@
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About The SarcMark Institute for The Sarcastically Challenged: We are a non-profit global organization dedicated to helping the sarcastically challenged navigate communications online and through other electronic means.