Tea Amigos Provides an Example of How to Write for the Internet

Aug. 17, 2009 - PRLog -- Tea Amigos, the widely read tea blog, has released its first press release.  Everyone knows that press releases are generally used for SEO purposes and no one really reads them.  In this "How to Write Press Releases" (you're welcome for the useful anchor text) article from Tech Crunch, the author outlines a clear list of 10 words to be excluded from press releases.  Mike and Dax, the intrepid founders of Tea Amigos, have extensive experience overusing the 10 words as well as writing solely in hyperbole while making gross exaggerations about the impact of new products in their respective fields.  They are also refined artisans in employing irrelevant metaphors, inapplicable analogies, and unnecessarily long or obscure lexical devices (read: "words") to elucidate rather simple concepts.  In other words, this is an example of how not to write a press release.  On with it...

Tea Amigos, the internet's hottest tea website has turned the heads of thousands from around the world as it carves an unbeaten path in the field of tea evaluation.  As an industry leader in the competitive tea review field, Tea Amigos offers patrons a revolutionary perspective on individual teas from the largest compilation of the best brands.  Tea Amigos also impregnates its readers with a plethora of information in its "teasan training" section, a series of tea articles that will turn any amateur tea drinker in a tea aficionado with breakneck speed.  A unique system of tea categorization of the myriad types of tea and a comprehensive list of tea brands causes readers to fidget uncontrollably with excitement.  The Best Tea section is known for producing a similar effect.  Tea Amigos also features a tea news archive which provides up-to-the-minute reports on the possibly life changing happenings of today's volatile tea environment.

Possibly the most distinctive feature of the Tea Amigos tea empire is the tea beats page which provides custom music to be enjoyed with individual types of tea.  Distinguished Teasan Dax Miller is the musical virtuoso behind these masterpieces.  Each "tea beat" is composed by a unique synergy of the tea consumed and the instruments invoked.

The burgeoning tea website also won 2009's coveted Best Tea Website  award as well as Funniest Tea Review and the .  This respectable designation is awarded annually by the widely acclaimed Tea Amigos Council of America (TACA), known for decades of objective tea website evaluations.  Gifted Teasan and Co-Founder Michael Kofman said the following upon receiving this prestigious designation:

"It is no surprise that we took home this award.  After all, Tea Amigos inseminates its readers with cutting edge tea knowledge that can only come from next-generation thinking.  See, our competitors think like the current generation, which is their problem.  Tea Amigos, on the other hand, approaches today's tea related issues with the mindset of people who have yet to be born."

Co-founder and Distinguished Teasan Dax Miller added:

"We are the railroad crossing of the industry.  Just stop, look, and listen: TeaAmigos is the number one emporium for all things that are tea.  Ask Google, they will tell you what is the business.  Indubitably omnipresent, indubitably unique, indubitably parallel."

Since its conception, Tea Amigos has been run as a charitable organization by educating its deprived readers about tea.  However, Tea Amigos has sown the seeds of expansion into profit yielding marketing services for tea companies and tea cafes worldwide.  If you are interested in forming a strategic partnership, contact us immediately.

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Tea Amigos was started by two young entrepreneurs out of Chicago, Illinois. Their goal was to provide tea connoisseurs, tea enthusiasts and general tea fans with tea reviews that were anything but ordinary. Tea Amigos features a tea blog where reviews are valued for their humor and uniqueness rather than dry and, let's face it, snooty tea evaluations from proclaimed tea experts. Who wants to read that?