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Cat Enters Race For President Of The United States
For those humans looking for a third candidate for President, you won't have to look to far as Isis, a cat from Arizona is running for the top spot in the United States.
Are you getting tired all those humans vying to become our nation's next Commander in Chief? Cat Galaxy believes it's solved the problem by introducing a feline candidate to the Presidential race and the station believes that its Manager, Isis would make a fine leader of our nation.
"She's simply the purrfect choice to be our country's next President. She has more life experience than any human, which is important to be President. Being a royal she's also an experienced leader. The humans have ruined this country, so it's time for the cats to show them how things get done," said Nohl Rosen of Cat Galaxy.
Isis has also solved the problem of race or gender even being a factor in the election, despite the fact that she is of a different species which some humans would scoff at.
"Isis is both black and as far as cats, go a woman. It's the best of both worlds and it makes her a perfect candidate. Race, color and gender shouldn't even matter in an election. Humans shouldn't even be worried about such issues. Imagine being a Presidential candidate when you're a different species. That's something the humans don't have to be concerned about. Isis isn't worried about being the only cat in the race and she'll make a great President if she wins," said Rosen.
This isn't the first time the radio station for cats has run Isis for President. Isis ran for the nation's top position 4 years ago and although she didn't win, she did get a few humans to support and vote for her. Already, the station has begun selling t-shirts and buttons to promote her candidacy.
"We're hoping that all the cats around the nation will rally in support of her and of course convince their human servants that Isis is the right candidate for the job. Isis has meowed her hope that all humans will pick her and get out and vote on election day," Rosen added.
Isis is also way ahead of the humans on picking her running mate as she has chosen her brother Icarus to be on the ticket. They're being called the I-Team by some supporters. For more about her campaign visit the Cat Galaxy web site at www.catgalaxymedia.com.
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Cat Galaxy is an internet radio station for cats and broadcasts 24/7. You can find out more about the station by visiting www.catgalaxymedia.com.