Grass-roots Paris Hilton Write-in Campaign Launched
A grass-roots campaign to organize voters to write in Paris Hilton for President has been launched by The Totally Write In Paris Hilton for President Campaign Committee.
"Like, if Arnold Schwarzen-whatever can be governor of California,"
Asked why voters should consider writing in Paris Hilton on their presidential ballots, Foster elaborated: "Now, more than any time in our history, we need a president who can dance her adorable tush off. A president who looks fantastic in designer jeans. A president who has a totally awesome name and is already a symbol of America and everything we stand for."
According to Foster, the Campaign's goal is "first of all, to elect Paris." Failing that, the grass-roots movement hopes to lead the write-in vote count, or, in the chairperson's words "beat the pants off Mickey Mouse and that Ralph Nerder dude... um whatever."
Despite its suspiciously humorous-sounding name, The Totally Write In Paris Hilton for President Campaign Committee is serious about its effort to "root out" write-in votes. "A substantial percentage of the voting populace is disenchanted with both major party candidates,"
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