Hey America - Take A Dump With Donald Trump

CLEARWATER, Fla. - Oct. 2, 2015 - PRLog -- Take A Dump With Donald Trump! Here's To You Mr. Donald T. Rump!

Dovetailing with Americans' heightened interest in politics after the recent Republican Primary Debate, novelty product specialist TrumpToiletPaper.net has launched the Donald Trump Toilet paper.

"Our toilet paper lets Americans express how they truly feel about Donald Trump," said Frank Makan, founder of  www.trumptoiletpaper.net. "His detractors may figuratively use it to wipe him off the ticket."

Said Makan, "I created this product for those who believe politics truly is a laughing matter or just want to literally flush Trump out of the running."

This is the only roll that's Made in the USA (or possibly Mexico - but probably the USA... but maybe Mexico... no, it's definitely the USA.

The Donald's puckering mug is shown on EVERY sheet and won't smear or smudge.

We can tell "You're Fired" up about this toilet paper so stock up before you get short-sheeted.

Remember, Election Day may come and pass but you'll always need to wipe your ass.