Greg Fitzsimmons Tells Alison Rosen His Father Wrote His College Application For Him And Got In

LOS ANGELES - May 18, 2015 - PRLog -- Comedian and radio host Greg Fitzsimmons (Fitzdog Radio, Greg Fitzsimmons Show on Sirius XM) says that he is the is the youngest person to receive Boston University’s “Distinguished Alumni” award, but he never applied to the school. (0:08:28)

Fitzsimmons tells Alison Rosen that he broke the news at an awards dinner held in his honor, during his acceptance speech. “I told them in the speech that I hadn’t even applied to Boston University,” says Fitzsimmons, “I went to Europe for a year after high school. My father applied to B.U. in my absence. [He] wrote the essay and everything, and I got in.”

Strangely, his father had based the college entrance essay on the postcards that Fitzsimmons had sent home from Europe. Later in the speech, Fitzsimmons dropped more bombshells on the award ceremony guests, saying, “I had to tell them I was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon freshman year and almost kicked out of the dorms. There was a whole hearing.”

When asked if he was required to disclose this information, Fitzsimmons admits, “No. It was funny, though.”

In the revealing episode, Fitzsimmons also talked about having to play down his ruffian past for the sake of his kids, the quiet confidence he gets from being well-endowed, transcendental meditation and his affinity for masturbating with a pencil in his rear.

Clip: https://soundcloud.com/ariynbf/greg-fitzsimmons-teaser-clip

Full episode:  http://alisonrosen.com/2015/05/ariynbf-391-greg-fitzsimmons-returns/

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